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Statistical Jokes/Quotes 2
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Standard Deviation Man,
Home-made video explaining some statistical terms.

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Έλειπε από τη συλλογή και το θυμήθηκα σήμερα..

Δε μπορούσα να αντισταθώ από το να το τσιμπήσω από το φόρουμ "Συζητήσεις φοιτητών τμήματος Στατιστικής" της ΑΣΟΕΕ το δημοσίευσε πριν μερικές μέρες ο F.P. (γράφω τα αρχικά για ευνόητους λόγους)

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Αυτό πρέπει να είναι το καλύτερο ραβδόγραμμα σχετικών συχνοτήτων που έχουμε δει ποτέ.
Ευχαριστούμε τη ΝΕΤ.

Across

4. Likes a good match
6. Bullets that strayed from target
7. Advocate of equal rights for variations
8. Always correcting things
15. Rymes with macaroni
17. Past tense of feel
18. Delights in a small ratio
20. Homo sapiens
21. A delicious pear
22. Finished
23. Old Faithful
25. Detested a small expected frequency
26. Shopping for sleeping accomodations


Down
1. Inventor of cotton gin
2. French cook
3. Measures agreement in judges
5. Can walk on water in flooded farm plots
9. Honestly different than others
10. Plants thrive in this
11. A swear word
12. Quality control expert at brewery
13. Storage container
14. A fine vodka
16. Rejuvinated male
19. A chocolate covered mint
24. Uses lambda and is sometimes exact

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A Physicist, a Biologist, and a Statistician see two people enter a
house, and then after some time, they see three people leave the
house.
The Physicist concludes, “My initial observation must have been
incorrect.” The Biologist concludes, “Clearly, the two reproduced...”
The Statistician concludes, “Well, if one more person enters the
house, then there will be no-one in the house!”




A Bayesian is one who, vaguely expecting a horse, and catching a
glimpse of a donkey, strongly believes he has seen a mule.






What is a triple-blinded, completely randomized case-control clinical
drug trial?
One in which the patients do not know which drug treatment they
are receiving, the nurses do not know which drug treatment they are
administering, and the physicians conducting the study do not know
what they are doing!!!





Three roommates slept through their midterm statistics exam on
Monday morning. Since they had returned together by car from the
same hometown late Sunday evening, they decided on a great little
falsehood. The three met with the instructor Monday afternoon and
told him that an ill-timed flat tire had delayed their arrival until
noon.The instructor, while somewhat skeptical, agreed to give them a
makeup exam on Tuesday.
When they arrived the instructor issued them the same makeup exam
and ushered each to a different classroom. The first student sat
down and noticed immediately the instructions indicated that the
exam would be divided into Parts I and II weighted 10% and 90%
respectively. Thinking nothing of this disparity, he proceeded to
answer the questions in Part I. These he found rather easy and
moved confidently to Part II on the next page. Suddenly his eyes
grew large and his face paled. Part II consisted of one short and
pointed question...

Spoiler:

poly wraia, plaka exun